Girl's Age Jokes

1)    Several women living in an apartment, accusing the next flat women for a trouble in the flat where they lived filed many cases in the court.

Since, all the complaints are registered on the same day, the judge wanted to hear the oldest first and follow in decreasing order.

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But, the case was closed. The reason for the closure is lack of evidence since no body accepts that they are older!

2)    A husband, who bought a new car recently, didn't want to allow his wife to drive as she is not completed the driving course…

But, she wanted to drive the car few blocks from the house.

After various tortures, he finally cautioned her, "Keep this in mind! If you have an accident, then tomorrow your age will be printed in the newspaper!"

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Then, the wife didn’t touch the car at all!